Time I Laughed Really Hard

I’m aways laughing at stuff, so its difficult to decide what to talk about that I’ve found funny. My girlfriend had mentioned to me a comedy special on Netflix, and later that day she threw it on the television. I’m a fan of stand up comedians like Kevin Hart, C.K. Louis, and Jeff Ross, but I’d never heard of the person she was putting on named, Bert Kreischer, and the name of the special was ‘Secret time’. I was kind of on the border on whether I should watch it because I know my girlfriend has weird taste in movies. It starts of a little weird, because he opens up by walking on stage, throwing his shirt into the crowd, and he’s got a huge hairy beer belly. 5 minutes in and I’m even more weirded out. He really just decided to dive in by telling some really gross short jokes that I didn’t think were that funny. A little more in though he starts telling actual stories. He talks about how he accidentally brought beer he mistook for a diet coke to a parent teacher conference, and whats even more crazy is he chugged it. One of the funniest people his talks about is his youngest daughter named Ila. Apparently she’s in softball and while watching her practice he see’s what he thinks is the first triple play he ever saw, but only to find out they’re practicing without a ball. So the coach is vocally telling the girls things like “ground ball to lily” and they pretend to catch the ball and throw it to home. So the coach goes “alright pop fly to Ila” and immediately Ila turns around looking above her should sprinting at full speed. She then stops takes off her glove and throws it on the ground frustrated she couldn’t catch a ball that doesn’t exist.